My roommate, Dr. Gbugger, recently acquired this informational flyer about a sex education seminar, Sex and Excess. So of course she had to vandalize edit it. What she refers to as art (she’s a drama major) has been the cause of mass giggle fits in the Holmes area.
The sign now reads (from top to bottom):
“We love drunken sex!”
“Even registered sex offenders can join in on the fun! =)”
“Hi! My name is Elaine, and I’m here to tell you that substance induced nights of promiscuity are good for you! And sometimes when your man slips something into your drink, it’s just his special way of saying ‘I love you.’ Come to my conference to find out more useful info.”
I’m actually really sad I didn’t go. Our friend Char (who will probably yell at me for putting her name here, but she can suck it because I may have lots of friends named Char…) went to the event and it sounded hysterical informative.
I am stealing your crossing out style!